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If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

white girl:  i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:  come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:  you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:  lmao  they continue walking for a few seconds  *white couple hears noise*
white girl:  babe what that??
white boy:  i'll go investigate  *leaves her alone*  *choking noises*
white girl:  zack!!!
white boy:  ha ha just kidding!
white girl:  asshole!
white boy:  im just playin babe
white girl:  that wasnt funny but ur still cute  *playful kiss*  *things turn sexy*  *hear noise*
white boy:  i'll go investigate  *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*  *maybe a thud*
white girl:  zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!  *she walks and he dead*
white girl:  ahhh!!  *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:  ahhh!!!  *white girl runs*  *dead end*  *hides*  *thinks she free n safe*  *guy catches her*  *cuts her*  *she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:  BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

Friend:  So how do you think you've changed since high school?
Me:  Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
Friend:  ...
Me:  I also think I got hotter.
 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?   2. You talked to an ex today, correct?   3. Have you taken someones virginity?   4. Is trust a big issue for you?   5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?   6. What are you excited for?   7. What happened tonight?   8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?   9. Is confidence cute?   10. What is the last beverage you had?   11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?   12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?   13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?   14. What are you going to spend money on next?   15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?   16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?   17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?   18. The last time you felt broken?   19. Have you had sex today?   20. Are you starting to realize anything?   21. Are you in a good mood?   22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?   23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?   24. What do you want right this second?   25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?   26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?   27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?   28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?   29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?   30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?   31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?   32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?   33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?   34. Listening to?   35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?   36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?   37. Do you believe in love at first sight?   38. Who did you last call?   39. Who was the last person you danced with?   40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?   41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?   42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?   43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?   44. Do you tan in the nude?   45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?   46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?   47. Who was the last person to call you?   48. Do you sing in the shower?   49. Do you dance in the car?   50. Ever used a bow and arrow?   51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?   52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?   53. Is Christmas stressful?   54. Ever eat a pierogi?   55. Favorite type of fruit pie?   56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?   57. Do you believe in ghosts?   58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?   59. Take a vitamin daily?   60. Wear slippers?   61. Wear a bath robe?   62. What do you wear to bed?   63. First concert?   64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?   65. Nike or Adidas?   66. Cheetos Or Fritos?   67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?   68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?   69. Ever take dance lessons?   70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?   71. Can you curl your tongue?   72. Ever won a spelling bee?   73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?   74. What is your favorite book?   75. Do you study better with or without music?   76. Regularly burn incense?   77. Ever been in love?   78. Who would you like to see in concert?   79. What was the last concert you saw?   80. Hot tea or cold tea?   81. Tea or coffee?   82. Favorite type of cookie?   83. Can you swim well?   84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?   85. Are you patient?   86. DJ or band, at a wedding?   87. Ever won a contest?   88. Ever have plastic surgery?   89. Which are better black or green olives?   90. Opinions on sex before marriage?   91. Best room for a fireplace?   92. Do you want to get married?


"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?


i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.





This may seem like a bit odd, but if you have a story pertaining to rape or any kind of sexual assault, please message me your story. It doesn’t matter if you’re a man, woman, trans, cis or anything. I promise I won’t make any of…



okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

why don’t people listen when you tell them this


This is so important



Does anyone else ever get on a machine at the gym, realize you have to pee, but not want to get off the machine after 3 minutes to go pee…or is that just me?